Corrupt a Wish

granted, but isnt the sig you have pretty epic? lol

i wish I could teach flamethrower to my salamence



To get good signature images, type in "gif" after what your looking for. ex. pokemon gif would give you a moving pokemon picture ect

granted but you accidently switch it with fly

I wish i had another girlfriend

granted but its actually your MOM

i wish i could have pizza right now

Granted, but the delivery guy eats it.

I wish you would stop woshing

granted but no one has ever heard of woshing

I wish for your mom

Note: I meant wishing

Granted, but she dies before you can have her.

I wish I knew how I became a moderator

Granted, but I have no idea how to corrupt this wish because someone told you in a post!

I wish that I had Friday off

granted but you are sick so you dont enjoy it

I wish i was a real boy......instead of a stupid puppet lol

O lol granted, but your actually not a puppet, and you are still wishing you were a real boy XD

I wish this site got a shipload of new recruits that would challenge me!!!

Granted, but each of thier computers crashes


I wish I had a lucario

Note on wish: Why won't my d**n rilou evolve?!

Granted, but it de-evolves because you haven't given it a soothe bell or taken it for a massage every day!

I wish I had a shiny houndoom

granted but it explodes

i wish that may would come for my wwe payper view event over the limit

granted, but I come to the event and light the arena on fire!

I wish I could chop down a tree with a sword!

Granted, but all your swords break this way.

I wish chritmas was tommorrow

granted, but it transforms into halloween

I wish I had a lamborghini

granted but i wnt to it and lit on fire lol

I wish that i could get a whole bunch of tattoos

granted, but i light them on fire

i wish i had a large fries right now

granted but i eat them

I wish you would stop burning things

Granted, but instead burning things, I cover them with gasoline and let maxymon light them

I wish slip would turn off the floating head in my house...

granted but i get destiny deoxys to turn it back on lol

I wish most of the candy i got, wasnt poisoned

granted, but they all turn out to be poisoned

i wish i could make up my mind to buy more candy or not

granted, you buy it, but I eat it

I wish that everyone could be straight edge

granted, but no one realizes that caffeine is a drug until they are hooked on it.

i wish i could see the movie Harry Potter and the Deathly Hollows part one

granted but you couldnt hear it

I wish I could eat chips oh wait..

Granted, but they arent potato chips.... there SWEET POTATO chips

i wish that i was NOT catching a cold rite now

wish granted, but instead you caught a fish that was diseased. now you are plauged with a deadly fish disease

i wish that i had more time in the day to do what needs to be done